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Vanna - A New Hope

posted by: maurice on 6 April 2009

You will like this if you:
1) Are 15 or 16 years old and have black painted hair in front of your face.
2) Can't get enough of bands like Underoath, Twelve Tribes, The Devil Wears Prada, Bleeding Through, Atreyu or From Autumn to Ashes.
3) Think the dudes in Vanna are hot.
4) Are their Myspace friend.
5) Are the girlfriend of a guy with a new era cap.
6) Believe Vanna has the sickest songs and most mosh inducing anthems ever according to the promotional sticker on the jewelcase.
7) Love artyfarty artwork.
8) Are going wet with lyrics like �I�ll leave My Heart There by Your Bedside�.
9) Are still turned on by hearing gay sounding clean vocals.
10) Believe at least one member in a band must have a tattoo in the neck and tunnels in the ears.

You won't like this if you:
1) Have enough of the thousandth band that combines cheesy metalriffs, breakdowns, hardcore parts and whiny clean vocal lines.
2) Hate emobands and emokids.
3) Dislike metro men in hardcore.
4) Loath of perfect balanced productions that doesn�t contain any raw edges.
5) Believe music is more than the next hype.
6) Are convinced boy bands can�t make rock music.
7) Love to listen to oldschool hardcore, metal or nineties emo/metalcore.
8) Object to use dissonant riffs invented by Botch and stolen by hype bands.
9) Are convinced Epitaph should�ve stayed with only punk and hardcore bands.
10) Believe this type of �rock music� is the wrong example for the youth that�s interested in hard music.

So judge for yourself which side you choose: www.myspace.com/vanna